Jesus, a woman???

Louise (PDDM Ireland) recently sent me an interesting message giving arguments why Jesus could be black / californian / american indian / italian / irish / jewish. But the one I like best is this:
The most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

Bless God for women! May (S)he be blessed forever! Happy Women's Day!